June 11, 2010

ode to sex and the city 2

it is fitting
that there are four of you
so-called 'girls'
in this film
for there are also
i'm told
four horsemen of the apocalypse.
which you surely are.
(though you would call yourselves
'horsegirls' of the apocalypse.)
and oddly such a thought comforts me
for at least it lends a purpose
to your ill-advised cavorting
on my screen.
please do not do this again.

the end.

June 9, 2010

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

How strange that this never occurred to me until Homie of the Beareth pointed it out: I'm a girl with a dragon tattoo.

I'm also not ignoring you beautiful mortals who bite me (even just to trash Catherine). I simply can't comment in my own Crypt. Perhaps under this new commenting regime I will cease to exist if I am able to bite my own vein. I suppose there is a certain perverse logic to that.

But then what of this?

June 6, 2010

One From The Vault

One of my favorite TV Guide promo shots. Also part of the ongoing 'Whenever I Feel Like Posting Catherine' series. 'Weekly' with me might be overstating my ability to calculate the passage of time with any degree of accuracy.