April 1, 2010

"Holy lack of updates, Batman!"
"Indeed, Boy Wonder. But we must never fall prey to cursing those bloggers who rest between posts."
"But gosh golly gee, whyever not, Batman?"
"Robin, your earnest young mind cannot grasp the mysterious value system of Those Who Blog As Vampires. You are yet young in the ways of Vampire Bloggers, Boy Wonder."
"I don't know what that means, Batman, but I suspect it's bullshit."
"Language, Robin! Language. Never forget, we represent the law and the citizens who uphold that law. We must be beyond reproach in all things."
"I forgot, I'm sorry Batman."
"I forgive you, Robin."

YES I HAVE NOT UPDATED THE CRYPT IN EVER SO LONG! I KNOW THIS! I GET IT!

Here, have a nonsensical update.

And as a bonus, have a photo of me as a zombie.

("Robin, don't scream like a toddler. It's only a photo.")

Zombie Vampire:
(side note: can a vampire also be a zombie?)

Look, you want updates, you got 'em. Don't go whining to me when they're not quality, mmkay?

Also, NO COMMENTS MAKES ME NUTS!

I'm done.