This is funny to me.

Maybe it's because I've been sick for three days and therefore not eating at all (it takes a serious illness to get me off my food, I tell you - me and food are TIGHT) but listening to Balthazar talk business on the phone is inexplicably hilarious right now.

He's so INTENT. And then he says things like "I'm sorry I didn't listen to the options at the start and just pressed 1 so I don't know which city you're in" which is SO FUNNY.

And when I crack up, he gives me this suppressed smile/frown hybrid of vague annoyance that only makes everything funnier.

Clearly I need food. Stomach bug, are we through yet?