September 11, 2009

I was listening to Tony Bennett sing croon Isn't It Romantic? and he came to my favorite part of the song...

"Isn't it romantic?
On a moonlight night she'll cook me onion soup.
Kitties are romantic
and if we don't fight we soon will have a troupe."


Romantic? Adorable! Well, if Balthazar gave me a troupe of kitties I would probably find it romantic.

Then I realized something startling. He's not actually singing about kittens at all.

"Isn't it romantic?
On a moonlight night she'll cook me onion soup.
Kiddies are romantic
and if we don't fight we soon will have a troupe.
We'll help the population,
it's a duty that we owe to dear old France.
Isn't it romance?"

Kiddies? Oh. I suppose that does make more sense.
Damn.

September 6, 2009

Stupid is viral.

These and other lessons learned on a languid sunny Monday.

Also, peppermint-chocolate infused coffee is likely what they serve in heaven. Or whatever indulgently caffeinated version of the afterlife you prefer to embrace.


And for no particular reason other than "I can" or "it's Monday", here is Coco Rocha as Catwoman in Vogue's supermodel as superhero feature from last year.