March 10, 2009

Happy birthday, Sharon Stone!

(Well her birthday is the 10th but here it's the 11th because I'm a vampire from the future so that's slightly confusing because yesterday - when it was the 10th here - I was posting about Anjelica who absolutely is not having a birthday today - and now today - the 11th here - I'm wishing a happy birthday to Sharon for the 10th. Which it still is back home. You know what? She's NEVER GOING TO READ THIS so what the hell does it matter? It amuses me to wish her a happy damn birthday today.)

And now, a walk down memory lane with the Crazy/Fabulous Ms. Sharon Stone...

The wearable fur duvet for those icy LA evenings when a girl simply must attend another glamorous premiere despite the sub-tropic temperature.

What are you going to do? Charge her with smoking?

You have no idea how much she hates that fucking planet, Arnie.
[Watch this space for future updates.]

Seriously, I've got nothing. I'm doing stuff but I'm too tired to write about it. I'm (ironically since I'm the vampire and not the victim) drained.

So instead, how about another Anjelica Moment? In this one she's a sexy lion tamer from The Postman Always Rings Twice. (There are also nude photos from the same cameo appearance of hers but that's not the kind of Crypt I'm running here. Today.)

Sexy. Lion. Tamer.