February 21, 2009

American Apparel, you offend every single one of my senses. Not to mention all my higher reasoning faculties and my retinas, which will never recover. As a not over-large nor particularly prudish woman, I am baffled - nay, OFFENDED - by absolutely everything on this page. Am I just old? Or is it just that I am not a disco-era crackhead street walker?

Words actually fail me.

Epic. Fail.

February 17, 2009

Okay, see, THIS is EXACTLY why I am so opposed to Twilight.

February 15, 2009

Let's all pause to enjoy A Moment of Anjelica, shall we?