January 12, 2008

Production week starts Monday. It's a bit like giving birth, production week.

Actually that's a lie. I've never given birth so I'm just being inaccurately poetic.

But it can be similar to getting a cheese grater massage. How can something so beautiful hurt so much?

Knock on wood *does so* this one will be alright. I mean we have a schedule, we have a talented tech team, and our director is calm. So... you know... *utters famous last words*... what can go wrong?

BESIDES THE GODDAMN KEY PROP BEING BROKEN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I HAND IT OVER TO THE ACTOR WHO ASSEMBLES IT, I MEAN. Besides that.

*sigh*
Wish me luck, my pretties. Even vampires need it once in awhile.

January 10, 2008


Current* Five Favorite Alec Baldwin as Jack Donaghy** Quotes from 30 Rock

*I reserve the right to change my mind daily
**If you watch the show, my crush on this man will be totally understandable


5. Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?

4. Liz Lemon: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after 6 o'clock Lemon. What am I, a farmer?

3. Jack: He [Josh] is not your friend, he's your opponent. He's going to try to grab all the marbles and it's our job to hide them.
Liz Lemon: That's not how you play marbles, Jack.
Jack: But that's how you keep them.

2. Jack: Lemon, I would like to teach you something. I would like to be Michelle Pfeiffer to your angry black kid who learns that poetry is just another way to rap.

1. Jack: Lemon, I'm impressed! You're starting to think like a business man.
Liz Lemon: A business woman.
Jack: I don't think that's a word.

January 6, 2008

To make 2008 extra-special with a cherry on top, I decided to up the ante of my MTB resolutions. I am inaugurating a personal MTB resolution in honor of my brother-in-law Skotty (frequently known as Torch). This one is near and dear to my heart and I will put forth every effort to ensure that I break this one. Just for him.

Just For Skotty Made-To-Break Resolution Moment(TM)

I will not discuss Catherine Willows from CSI weekly for the rest of the year.


Week One


Catherine used to be an exotic dancer. True story. In the first season episode 'Who Are You?' she has the following exchange with Greg Sanders:

Greg: So, the French Palace, huh?
Catherine: Yup.
Greg: You know, my friends and I used to go there. Payday Fridays.
Catherine: Uh-huh.
Greg: Maybe I saw you perform.
Catherine: Oh, I doubt it.
Greg: Why?
Catherine: You would've remembered.

Also a true story: In 7 1/2 seasons of CSI there hasn't been a single flashback to Catherine's stripper days.

Resolution broken. Damn, eh? Better luck next week, I guess.
Hehe.