February 19, 2007

Rusty, we totally need one of these:



Steve Zissou: Now I'm gonna go hunt down that shark, or whatever it is... and hopefully kill it. I don't know how yet. Maybe dynamite.

February 18, 2007

Steve Zissou: Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins.



Eleanor Zissou: Oh, Shit. What do you want?
Steve Zissou: Do you mind if I butter you up a little before I answer that question?
Eleanor Zissou: Yes, I do. Tell me now.
Steve Zissou: [takes a deep breath] I need some money to get the boat out of hock and rescue my bond company stooge who got kidnapped. Could we ask your parents to loan it to me?
Eleanor Zissou: No.
Steve Zissou: Okay. Could I go ahead and butter you up anyway? It took me two and a half hours to get out here.

Steve Zissou: Can you hear the Jack Whales singing?
Ned Plimpton: [Tanker goes off] Beautiful. I wonder what they're saying.
Steve Zissou: Well actually that's a Sludge Tanker over there...
[Several whales sing]
Steve Zissou: There you go!

Steve Zissou: Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.