May 10, 2006

I've never really understood those blogs that track which song the blogger is currently listening to and what their mood is.

Listening to: New York Minute by The Eagles
Current mood: Perverse.

What in hell does that actually tell you (besides that I'm not "hip")? Can't you convey the same message through your writing? Emoticons are for people with stunted vocabularies. I'd rather see a good hearty "fuck" typed out than have to decipher a red-faced frowning icon.

I finished Day Five of the reverse countdown to freedom in the Longest Resignation In The World(tm) today. Tomorrow is Day Four. I admit I'm losing perspective. Two jobs, for an inherently lazy person, is not what one would ever term ideal. So yes: FUCK. I'm tired. I'm hungry. I'm too lazy to amend the last one and too insomniac to fix the first. I'm destined to be grumpy for a good week longer.

May 7, 2006

We got a postcard from Orlando Bloom at work the other day.

It said "I heard what you've been saying about me and it isn't true. I can act."

Funnily enough, it was a Legolas postcard.

They might have all received a large stock of applicable character postcards when they left filming. As sort of a parting gift. That would make sense, I suppose.