August 21, 2005

Wind and earthquakes. At the same time!

If somebody asked me how they could make a windy night better for me, I'd definitely say "by adding an earthquake". Genius. Wind AND earthquakes. Together at last! Like peas and carrots. Or peanut butter and jelly. Or terror and witless paralysis.

In better news, I got a new bed. (About... damn... time. Single beds are so grade school, man.) And I hope its a magic bed. Like the one in Bedknobs and Broomsticks so when the house starts shaking I can fly to somewhere else. Like, um, a cartoon sea. Only without Angela Lansbury. (No offense, Ang, but I'd just rather fly around on a bed with Marton Csokas. You understand.)

Unrelated Addendum: Who the hell keeps drawing on my stress ball? IT'S STRESSING ME OUT!