May 22, 2004

Lord of the Rings and Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans unite! Now you can have your cake and eat it too. Or, if you prefer, have your Ring and slay it too. People with far more brilliance (and time on their hands) than I have combined the musical episode of Buffy with the epic story of Lord of the Rings. I present an excerpt of Once More With Hobbits. You really must see it for yourself. Then you really must hear it for yourself. There are MP3s! Squeee!!

(Excerpted from I'll Never Tell from Once More With Hobbits)

LEGOLAS:
He's short
GIMLI:
He's pretty
LEGOLAS:
He thinks his jokes are witty
GIMLI:
He hums some elven ditty
As we run along

LEGOLAS:
He's gross, and hairy
GIMLI:
He acts like he's a fairy
LEGOLAS:
He's stubborn and contrary
Stupid and headstrong

GIMLI / LEGOLAS:
This chase
Is really wearing
GIMLI:
No one taught him about sharing
LEGOLAS:
He thinks wearing brown is daring
GIMLI:
He can be so overbearing
GIMLI / LEGOLAS:
But it's all very well
'Cause I swear I'll never tell...

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