March 16, 2004

What do Tom Hardy, Dominic Monaghan, and Johnny Depp have in common?
They've all worked with Orlando Bloom!

That lovely little Elf just gets into everything. As I was washing dishes I realized that I can connect Orlando to the most random of celebrities. Thus making Orlando the Kevin Bacon of the new millennium. Don't believe me? I'll prove it. I'll connect him to Kevin Spacey.

Orlando Bloom to Kevin Spacey.
Orlando was in Lord of the Rings with Ian McKellan
Ian McKellan was in X-Men with Anna Paquin
Anna Paquin was in Hurly Burly with Kevin Spacey

Wait, I can do better.
Orlando is in the upcoming Troy with Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt was in Se7en with Kevin Spacey

One Bloomin' degree! (Seriously if you use that, I get royalties.) Okay, I'll get a name at random from Homie. John Cusack. Alright.

Orlando Bloom to John Cusack.
Orlando was in Black Hawk Down with Josh Hartnett
Josh Hartnett was in Pearl Harbor with Kate Beckinsale
Kate Beckinsale was in Serendipity with John Cusack

I'm on fire! Another one. Chow Yun Fat. Okay...

Orlando Bloom to Chow Yun Fat.
Orlando was in Pirates of the Caribbean with Jonathan Pryce
Jonathan Pryce was in Tomorrow Never Dies with Michelle Yeoh
Michelle Yeoh was in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with Chow Yun Fat

You see? Orlando Bloom is the new Kevin Bacon. Hell, I can even connect him to The A-Team. You scoff! Watch this...

Orlando Bloom to The A-Team.
Orlando was in Black Hawk Down with Tom Hardy
Tom Hardy was in Star Trek: Nemesis with Patrick Stewart
Patrick Stewart was in Star Trek: First Contact with Dwight Schultz
Dwight Schultz was Murdoch in The A-Team

It's all about The Elf. I'm sorry Kevin, your bacon had its day in the sun and we loved you well. But now Orlando is taking over. In the great life game of rock, paper, scissors, The Elf beats The Bacon.

And just to seal the deal, I'll connect The Elf to The Bacon.

Orlando Bloom to Kevin Bacon.
Orlando was in Lord of the Rings with David Wenham
David Wenham was in Moulin Rouge! with Nicole Kidman
Nicole Kidman is in the upcoming The Stepford Wives with Matthew Broderick
Matthew Broderick was in She's Having A Baby with Kevin Bacon

Man, I have way too much time on my hands...

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